Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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