i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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