He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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