I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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