Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
