He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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