dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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