Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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