He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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