I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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