Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize