She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
