Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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