I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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