no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize