I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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