Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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