We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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