Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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