He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
