Pappa wants mamma naked
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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