I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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