Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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