Three words: puerto rican gang bang
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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