What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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