so explain again why im purple
no
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize