is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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