Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
try to milk me bitch
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