he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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