Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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