Can i not drive my cunt home
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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