My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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