Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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