? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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