i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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