whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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