This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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