idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
