did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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