Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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