well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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