I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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You can't just leave with hair like that
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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