Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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