I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
vagina is talking i cant
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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