just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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