youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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