Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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