playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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