your thong is hanging out like whoa
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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