She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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