Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
