a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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