I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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