And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I FOUND THE LEGS
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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